Tell me a Joke

I need to impress my girlfriend with a joke

help me

what's the best part of a joke timing (say it all at once like that)

Last night I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
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At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

Two men walks And the midle one fall Down :D really stupid

Actually the world is flat. Everything is a lie )))))