14-12-2015, 04:27 PMUnicorn Wrote:14-12-2015, 04:26 PMShadowedGrinner Wrote:14-12-2015, 04:24 PMUnicorn Wrote:14-12-2015, 04:22 PMShadowedGrinner Wrote: "On a scale of one to tom cruise, you're kurt cobain's shotgun."
I'm so dittsy that Idon't get that at all
Then just stay dittsy.
Let me rephrase it then "On a scale of 1 to someone hot, I'd rather kill myself than see you."
omg
Boyfriend: Hey. can you tell me what you and these digits have in common? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Girlfriend: What?
Boy: All single.