Funny mining stories

Does anyone have any funny atories about their mines or when mining?

I had my first orgasm while mining. It was a Sunday afternoon, I was 10 years old. I had gotten my first FULL BITCOIN. I suddenly felt a sharp sharp feeling of sexual pleasure in my balls. This sudden feeling of pleasure then led to some strange white liquid pouring out onto all of my servers. They immediately got fried.

I have a funny one. I was mining once and saw a child by my house. I lured it in using candy and violently raped it with a broom handle till it died of internal bleading. hahahahhah good time.