jerk of being a sport?

I've seen this asked a lot, could jerking off be counted as a sport because if golf can be counted then surely jerking off is

If we're getting technical then standard jerking off no, because there's no competitive element or challenge to beat.

But if it's something like a jerk race, or if you set yourself a time to beat or last longer than depending on which route you're going then yes it could become a sport

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as well as chess lmao i mean I can already imagine competitions

Idk depends on what you consider a sport

Theres probably a contest for everything, so why not