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A long one

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every day.
One day he told her, "You have been with me through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were there. When we lost the house, you were there. When my health started failing, you were there. You know what?"
"What is it, dear?" she asked.
He responded, "I think you bring me bad luck."

In the FSB:
- No, I'm not a spy, my own, my own.
"We'll check it now." Do you know the words of the third verse of the anthem of Russia?
- Well, of course, I know:
"Wide scope for dreams and for life
The future is open to us ... "
- Stop! So you got caught, most Russians are farther than the first do not know ...