What was your dumbest (or funniest) accidental damage incident.

My iPhone has been through a living hell ever since I had it. It's been dropped down the stairs many times. Luckily I have a case on. However, I was going to an event and I decided to take the case off because "It's just a couple hours". My nightended with a series of unfortunate events. I grabbed my wallet and the phone slipped out. I then slipped on the phone harshly so the phone went flying and landed face down on a concrete floor.

And for some reason I was shocked when I picked it up and it was completelyshattered ...

One of my friends "Accidently" Destroyed this kids vape at a edgy skate park near me, if your wondering, no, my friend isnt a dick, this kid was literally 9 years old.
It was so funny seeing his friends getting mad over it, they shouldnt of been doing it anyway.

One time I went home with this chick. We fucked. The next morning I realized I hadn't worn a condom and came inside of her. Maybe I'm just a lucky dude, but it's not everyday a girl goes from pregnant to not pregnant.

Miscarriages can be a blessing.

That sounds really fucked, but hey cost me nothing

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Oh shit this was about phones.

I'm not an idiot so I've never cracked or broken my phone.

Saved that one

Once I had a Motorola phone and then I sit with jeans tight in a wood chair with the phone in the back of pants... It just break in half hahaha

I've had Moto G first generation, it was immortal... So many drops, but I've destroyed it after one year of using when I threw it to wall... Rest in peace my moto [*]

Throwing up my phone in the sky end up landing on someones head and floor shattering the glass and bezels