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Crazy Shit @ Military School

Submitted by Scythe, , Thread ID: 87886

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09-05-2018, 08:14 PM
#1
Alright so at my school yesterday I had to switch companies (like division of school i guess) for fighting. I got this new roommate named Ahmed who gets like really pissed if you make a muslim joke at him. Well yesterday at GSA (p much recess)this guy Frazier (idk his first name, here we go by lastnames). Played ISIS music and bowed down to my roommate. It was funny as shit but my roommate got hella pissed and tried to fight Frazier (who is way bigger than him). Frazier put him in a chokehold for like 25 seconds and he started having a seizure and shit. Like at first he was just like shaking but fraziers dumbass dropped him face first on the ground. Ahmed started moaning and shit and he was face first to the ground. Everyone was like holy shit but at the same time we thought he was faking. Eventually we flipped him over and a shit ton of saliva was coming out of his mouth. For whatever reason that nigga Frazier still thought he was faking and poured water on his face but he was still having that same seizure shit. Then his dumbass was like "I'll pour water in his mouth and that'll be the true test. Ahmed started choking and shit and we had to turn him over so the water would come out. We eventually got a TAC (like a principal, but only for a company) and he was taken to the ER. Someone snaked and that nigga Frazier is getting investigated by the cops n shit.

ALSO

like 2 weeks ago the President (like the TAC of the TACs) just stopped showing up to the school. Eventually the battalion commander (highest rank in school, like a school president but way more shit to do)told battalion staff (like the guys directly under BC) that the President is out of the school because he is being investigated for statuary rape with a 17 yr old (that doesn't make sense bcs age of consent in GA is 16 but whatever). This rumor went on and then the president fucking quit because that shit was true, but he isn't going to jail bcs it's legal, however it's rumored he quit bcs the rumor & his wife is divorcing him. After that people just started shitting on him bruh. Like this shit:https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=William_J._Gallagher_(colonel)&diff=prev&oldid=840290480

LMAO president got fucked :ultralul:

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#2
Not to be funny dude, that sounds some real stupid crap! if i ever saw someone having a seizure with loads of dribble coming out anyone knows to lay them on there side and not keep throwing water in there face, or let someone keep doing that! Your buddy Frazier must me simple as fuck!
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09-05-2018, 08:41 PM
r0flez Wrote:
Not to be funny dude, that sounds some real stupid crap! if i ever saw someone having a seizure with loads of dribble coming out anyone knows to lay them on there side and not keep throwing water in there face, or let someone keep doing that! Your buddy Frazier must me simple as fuck!
fraziers a fucking retard, but that shit was still crazy tho

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"he is being investigated for statuary rape with a 17 yr old (that doesn't make sense bcs age of consent in GA is 16 but whatever)"

im sorry but i dont think you know how rape works
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09-05-2018, 09:01 PM
dooby Wrote:
"he is being investigated for statuary rape with a 17 yr old (that doesn't make sense bcs age of consent in GA is 16 but whatever)"

im sorry but i dont think you know how rape works

statutory rape

staCHtr rp/
noun
LAW


  1. (in some jurisdictions) sexual intercourse with a minor.
16
In Georgia, the age of consent to engage in sex is16. However, there can be no conviction for statutory rape in Georgia based only on the unsupported testimony of the victim. There must be some additional evidence


Under Georgia law, in order to convict a person for statutory rape, the prosecutor need only prove: the defendant and the victim engaged in sexual intercourse (even slight penetration), and. the victim was under the legal age of consent (16years old).

oof i spelled statutory wrong, but that's about it
also sorry for white text, i copied from google & it came out black so i just made it white so it'd be easier to read
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That's absolutely horrible why would you guys even do this? How old are you guys? Joke or no joke when you see someone having a seizure you should always assume that the person isn't faking it.
And what the fuck, this dude raped a 17 yo that's pretty wild. lol

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09-05-2018, 09:15 PM
Aki Wrote:
That's absolutely horrible why would you guys even do this? How old are you guys? Joke or no joke when you see someone having a seizure you should always assume that the person isn't faking it.
And what the fuck, this dude raped a 17 yo that's pretty wild. lol
look i wasn't the nigga who beat his ass and gave him a seizure. i'm the nigga who got them to actually realize that shit was real & got someone to help him.
and yeah lol that shit's funny as fuck
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09-05-2018, 09:17 PM
Heart Wrote:
look i wasn't the nigga who beat his ass and gave him a seizure. i'm the nigga who got them to actually realize that shit was real & got someone to help him.
and yeah lol that shit's funny as fuck

I understand that you weren't the one who did this, I meant the guy who did it should've stopped fucking around and gone and asked for help.

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#9
09-05-2018, 09:25 PM
Aki Wrote:
I understand that you weren't the one who did this, I meant the guy who did it should've stopped fucking around and gone and asked for help.

yeah he's a fucking fag. but someone snaked and odds are he's getting dismissed. also like a shit ton of people from my company are gonna jump him
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wow it is a huge experience xD i want to try it too

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