Dad Jokes (Post your terrible jokes here)

I am quite suprised there is not a post about this yet. Go ahead, list them all.

Actually, lemme start.

Dad, make me a sandwich.
-Poof, you are a sandwich now.

Oh my lord that was such a dad joke Lmao, it was horrible don't have a joke my self but had to reply after that joke

What kind of shoes does a toad wear?

open TOAD shoes


haHAA

15-05-2018, 10:49 PM

Itsjpink Wrote: What kind of shoes does a toad wear?

open TOAD shoes


haHAA

I do not get it?

My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

... But thats a whisk Im willing to take. bad dum tss.. haha

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty- y

I read a book on anti-gravity.
I couldnt put it down...



I should stop now lol.

Really? No one? No one put Hugh Mungus in here?
i am fairly dissapointed.

What did the dry fish say to the other? Long time no see