what pets do you own

Two Cats Both Main Cocoons, both assholes. They're sour but then their sweet.

I've got 2 dogs: One's a black pomeranian / boxer mix and he's a small little african hyena like dog but he's cute (and vicious). The other is a golden retriever / golden shephard mix and she's an amazing big doggo, but she's getting old and is getting more and more issues. First is 7 years old and second is 14.

I own two persian cats and one mops. They often get into a fight

I own a turtle, and I fucking love it. No other type of pet can do turtle shit. It's the best thing ever. Nobody can tell me otherwise or else they die because I will contaminate their food and drinks with my turtle's salmonella. And if that isn't enough to kill a hater I will fucking smash their face in with my turtle's goddamn carapace and have my turtle shit in the hole that was just made.

30-06-2018, 10:19 PM

fdigl Wrote: I own a turtle, and I fucking love it. No other type of pet can do turtle shit. It's the best thing ever. Nobody can tell me otherwise or else they die because I will contaminate their food and drinks with my turtle's salmonella. And if that isn't enough to kill a hater I will fucking smash their face in with my turtle's goddamn carapace and have my turtle shit in the hole that was just made.

op; while i don't own any pets, i consider my friend's cat my cat. i pet him and stuff and he licks me.

My favorite pet is the nulledbb staff. I fucking love it. No other type of pet can do admin shit. It's the best thing ever. Nobody can tell me otherwise or else they die because I will contaminate their food and drinks with my salmonella. And if that isn't enough to kill a hater I will fucking smash their face in with one of the mods goddamn carapace and have them shit in the hole that was just made.

i have only had 1 pet and i got her "china" about 5 years ago she is a very VERY old Jack Russel her age is 24 years

I own a capuchin monkey, an albino hedgehog and a ferret ;p

One dog. A French Bulldog. But he is already oldie :(

I have a little annoying sister, does that count???