What would you do if you woke up 500 years in the future?

Take the densha to Mars and maybe play with some nice doggy.

I would steal lil pumps money and have fun all the time

I'd probably make a cup of coffee and eat breakfast I dunno?

Probably I will spend like 3 days on wikipedia reading wtf happened.

I would look in my pocket and then cry because my one hundred dollars wouldn't buy me much any more. I wonder if being 500 years old would be much of a pull to the ladies? I know some women like an older man, but 500 years old, that is pushing it isn't it?

well i have no idea what i would do probaly freak out for 10 days straight and think how am i still alive

I would check out the new VR porn, then just learn

i would be a fucking robot killing people muhahahahahahahahahah

I would like to know how and wheni died, and maybe how old i was. dafuq

I would try to engage will the world but would probably become incredibly depressed and commit suicide.