King of the Hill!

05-12-2018, 09:18 PM

Fox Wrote: BANISHES TO THE SHADOW REALM

:wooow: :wooow: :wooow:

NANI??

CLIMBES UP THE HILL WITH PRIDE! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

chill out

Goes to the Quantum Realm and kills every molecule from you & your shadow, MYYYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL

harnesses the power of the 12 gods and strikes you down with the force of a novemvigintillion black holes, causing the hill to immediately warp into a parallel universe where english letter placement is like that of arabic letter placement.

Lucky for me, timetravel is possible in this parallel universe and the hill is beamed into the future, long after you die.

My Hill.

yeah i would play arma life insted of king of the hill roleplay is much better

06-12-2018, 01:30 AM

Columbo Wrote: Lucky for me, timetravel is possible in this parallel universe and the hill is beamed into the future, long after you die.

My Hill.

I meditate for eighteen months until I am able to leave my body, I travel through the ether and enter yours. I go into your brain and find your truest fears and bring them into the forefront of your consciousness, burning them into your retinas for all eternity, then I leave your body and return to mine. I walk up the hill as you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.

...my hill.