Funny where are you from?

I'm from England,
While I don't agree with a lot of stuff that goes on here, every week there are reminders of how lucky us Brits are,

Bush fires - none.
Poisonous snakes, spiders etc - none.
Mass shootings of the innocent - none.
Huge tornados and storms - none.
Imprisoned for speaking your mind - none.

I say none, obviously there are 1 or 2 but on a scale with other countries - we are very lucky here.