if Donald Trump ask you to work for him what would you say

It would be an honour to work for Donald Trump, it really would.

If he says something stupid - I would tell him I agree with him and this is why I like him because he sees the bigger picture and what a great guy he is.

He would then tell me I'm a great guy and give me a promotion and I'd post 500 tweets telling the world that Donald Trump is a great guy.

Someone new would come along and Donald with give him his attention, I would feel left out and tell people that Donald is a very bad man.

The Democrats who had been posting a lot of hate messages about me will then want to be my best friend.

Me and Adam Schiff will exchange messages, hook up for a few beers.

I would make a witness statement along the lines of Donald told me Vauxhall make cars... the democrats would somehow think I'm implying Vauxhall make rockets and then take Donald to the senate.