Advice for college freshmen

A few things: if your parents saved up to put ya in college, don't fuck off on their dime. If college isn't for you, tell them, split the savings and go from there

Get your shit done and turned in...then you can party, otherwise you wake up hungover and head-stupid, and write dumb shit down and teachers laugh at it and give a fail

When partying, keep your drink in your posession at all times. Not just cuz of it being drugged...college guys can be dicks and will put stupid shit/do weird fucked up things to your drink

Be Sociable. You can make some life long friends there

Don't pop a baby in/out...

Also don't be so arrogant to not ask for help or use office hours with professors, it's why they're there.