What was your first programming language?

Does HTML count as a programming language? If not, then Java, but I remember teaching myself HTML to fake a website page to trick my sister into thinking she won tickets to a concert. She had broken a figurine and blamed it on me, so I got made and anger learned how to make the page to get back at her. Ended up getting grounded for a week when she found out it was fake and told on me to my parents.