What would you like to find in the after life?

Come on dude, why don't we just try concentrating and finishing with the here and now before worrying about afterlife. I deem that too much worrying and will rather find out what's there when we get there. Unless for pentesting purpose I will code a program to look into that. What language do you think will work best, asm, c++, .net or python? Let me know please.