Linux Bitcoin Wallet...!?

i know linux he is that youtuber on pc facebook youtube twitter who makes computer videos of the windows xp 0.97 version and i wanted many computer to that too. also i no have pc because the -2000000 fps in mc caused it to turn into a blackhole and it consumed me and my entire family we are now trapped in pc purgatory and i have my windows xp phone from 1999 thank u