Serious 5 Lost Inventions That Could Have Changed The World

A super material. No one FUCKING WANTED IT.
WHAT THE FUCK!? NASA!? This is YOUR FAULT! YOU HAD UNTIL 2011!

An engine that would improve oil efficiency.
Assassinated. Fuck you oil companies. Do you even REALIZE what this could've contributed to the world!?

Time Viewer.
So...many...crimes...solved. Assassinations prevented[Minority Report style]. Lives, saved. FUCK YOU CHURCH! SERIOUSLY! YOU DO SOME STUUUUUUUUUPID FUCKING SHIT BUT THIS TAKES THE GODDAMN CAAAAAAKE! That's it! I'm an apatheist!

Death Ray
Okaaay. This one is more understandable. A weapon of this level is not good. But if that damn aliens come...

Data Compression.
THE GREATEST GIFT TO MANKIND! EVER! No joke! So MUCH could be done! SO GODDAMN MUCH! Calculation would be faster. HELL! WE WOULD BE IN OTHER FUCKING GAAAAAAAAALAXIES BY NOW! GODDAMN THESE FUCKING GREEDY FUCKERS WHO GET THESE GIFTS OF MANKIND KILLED.

THIS WAS A LEGITIMATE "PIONEER OF THE STARS". THE NEXT COLUMBUS. THE NEXT DA VINCI.

AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GREEDY COMPANIES.

So much...could've been done to the world.

Also, fuck you Thomas Edison. Fuck you for stopping Tesla's Free Electricity. WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS FUCKING MESS IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR GREEDY ASS FACE EDISON!


I certainly know what I'm doing when I'm timetravelling.


And you know what? Most of these wouldn't even be a problem if we had the fucking CHRONOVIEWER.


That's it. I hate the church. Literally. Christianity, just fuck off. You aren't going to be relevant within the next few hundred years anyway. We'd be in other galaxies by then. With new religions.


Like, INVENTIONS FOR THE BETTER OF MANKIND SHOULD BE FUCKING SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARED.