What is your dream job?

Interestingly, my dream job is exactly what I do. I am a freelance artist. I get to do what I want to do and set my own schedule. This doesn't mean I get to be lazy, because I have to do ALL of my own advertising, promotions, and sales management. But it is nice because I don't have to answer to anyone but my clients. But that doesn't mean I have to let my clients run me over. Oh hell no. And I get to be snappy with the rude ones without the fear of being fired. Artists don't have to be "nice" and it is glorious.