What makes a shitty game good?

I'll tell you what makes a fantastic game.

1. Long term time investment.
2. Nudity.
3. huge, and I mean huge story-line.
4. Money, give people money while playing, cents, with a minimum withdrawal of 5$ in purse.
5. Modifications, let them do what they want.
6. Safety, not hack-able, EVER.
7. Jokes, funny shit.

That's basically a great game for me.