Let's fuck with some retard nigerian scamlord

Been getting these email "hey ur relative died want 500k? send me 500$ ok" scammers add me on Skype.

Let's fuck with one of them.

[12:03:57 PM] Neverfox: Hello, can I help?
[12:04:39 PM] mehernosh khairi: how u doing?
[12:04:54 PM] Neverfox: I am doing fine, what about you?
[12:06:23 PM] mehernosh khairi: am good thank you
[12:06:45 PM] Neverfox: Now, why did you add me, and where did you get my Private Skype from?
[12:08:58 PM] mehernosh khairi: i was looking for man called fox, so i type it here on skype and your name came out. am sorry for that
[12:09:14 PM] mehernosh khairi: when u added me and i found out he not the one

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It's about to start going fun, let's see what he has to say.

[12:13:15 PM] mehernosh khairi: (y)
[12:13:28 PM] mehernosh khairi: what is your name?
[12:14:07 PM] Neverfox: Lian Ti'en
[12:15:02 PM] mehernosh khairi: okay, cool
[12:15:30 PM] mehernosh khairi: nice meeting you
[12:16:07 PM] Neverfox: Nice meeting you as well.
[12:17:01 PM] mehernosh khairi: what do you do. i mean your work
[12:17:22 PM] Neverfox: I am an executive manager for a hedge fund in California.

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This guy is absolutely terrible at scamming, as a human manipulator/asshole I am ashamed.

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Haha now he keeps typing, then erasing then typing again. He's shocked.

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[12:18:30 PM] mehernosh khairi: thats good, but you are from China right?
[12:19:00 PM] Neverfox: Yes, but my Company operates in California, and I have a contract which includes that I have to live in California for a year.
[12:25:46 PM] mehernosh khairi: cool, my name is Mehernosh Khairi from Croatia, but am the senior managing director of Barclays Bank in Africa Ghana, am happy to meet you (handshake)
[12:26:31 PM] Neverfox: (handshake)
[12:31:44 PM] mehernosh khairi: is very late in California and you awake
[12:32:17 PM] Neverfox: I sleep 3 to 4 hours a night. No time to sleep, with this amount of work.
[12:35:56 PM] mehernosh khairi: really?
[12:36:15 PM] Neverfox: Yes.
[12:36:25 PM] Neverfox: I stay up all night sending emails.
[12:38:17 PM] mehernosh khairi: your work operate by emails?
[12:38:38 PM] Neverfox: And calls, but mostly consisting of emails, yes.
[12:38:47 PM] Neverfox: What about yours?
[12:40:14 PM] mehernosh khairi: i work in the bank, i only work when am in the office
[12:40:25 PM] Neverfox:
[12:42:33 PM] mehernosh khairi:
[12:42:42 PM] mehernosh khairi: is she your daughter, your dp?
[12:43:10 PM] Neverfox: No, just a famous Korean Singer I enjoy listenning to.
[12:43:41 PM] mehernosh khairi: ok good
[12:44:41 PM] mehernosh khairi: how long have you been to California?
[12:44:54 PM] Neverfox: Half a year now.
[12:45:12 PM] mehernosh khairi: (y)
[12:47:21 PM] mehernosh khairi: are you there with your family or alone?
[12:49:00 PM] Neverfox: Alone.
[12:50:59 PM] mehernosh khairi: okay
[12:53:29 PM] mehernosh khairi: am in Ghana with just my elder son, Michael
[12:53:38 PM] Neverfox: That is nice.
[12:54:32 PM] mehernosh khairi: are you married?
[12:57:00 PM] Neverfox: No, I am not. I am too busy with work.
[12:59:27 PM] mehernosh khairi: ok my friend but you have too okay
[1:15:33 PM] mehernosh khairi: let me have your email address for more commication
[1:16:07 PM] mehernosh khairi: am about to leave the office now
[1:16:53 PM] *** Missed call from mehernosh khairi. ***
[1:19:53 PM] mehernosh khairi: you there