I want opinions on lolcows for no reason

Who is the funniest or most entertaining? Who do you hate the most and why?Who is the most or least deserving of their hate? Are there any that you feel empathyfor? Which ones do you follow or watch? Who is the most interesting and why?

Also a discussion question. What are some common things you've noticed between lolcows? I've noticed that many of them have non-supportiveor verbally abusive parents, some of which may not havegiven their child proper care or treatment for a mental illness. It makes me wonder what else can contributeto someone turning themselves into a walking circus.