Fortnite

Fortnite sucks, I have 3 reasons for this.

A: 1. It's the new addiction that replaces drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, and wild nights with your friends.

2. You know that one guy who just can't get enough of it because he claims he's addicted to it? Yeah, well now you're addicted too!

3. It doesn't require any skill whatsoever; in fact, Fortnite is probably the most mindless game in history!


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