Had an aneurysm while standing at my toilet taking a piss. Could barely control my body, I was walking like a wet noodle back to my bed room and landed face down on my bed. I tried to keep my brain active by reciting my name, then spelling it, then reciting my phone number, social security number, home address... And then spelling them out, letter by letter. Anything I could think of to keep my brain active and working. I don't know how long I was incapacitated, but I knew if I fell asleep or passed out, I wouldn't wake up. Thankfully, I finished pissing before it hit me.