This one time I was at the MoMA in new york and i was going to let out a fart because i was in a massive line and i knew it wasnt going to make any noise but beforehand i had ate some korean bbq so i just ended up shitting my pants and obviously nobody noticed but i had to literally spend atleast 10 minutes with shit in my underwear until i got to a public bathroom where i just left the shitty underwear in the stall. not even kidding btw