I cannot stand this forum!

14 year old here lol

I was actually going to take your side when Inanimate replied to your "prank" thread. The more I look at your posts, though, the more it contradicts your statement of being a "grown adult".
A grown adult wouldn't spam to unlock content.
A grown adult wouldn't threaten to murder users.
A grown adult wouldn't post a nonsense thread claiming that they have 500BTC.

If a 14 year old has never done ANY of these things, this makes you look like trash.
Leave this forum, you immature child.