Hows everyone doin

My penis made a weird noise, like a growling sound. Had to go to the hospital. Doctors told me I needed to be sent to Area 51. Some helicopters came to pick me up. The pilot told me "YOU'RE GONNA OKAY SON! HANG IN THERE!" I was so confused. Next thing you know descended down next to a hanger. Some guy in a lab coat had a stretcher. They lay me on it and we teleported to a room. The guy with the lab coat cut my dick off and a alien popped out of the peepee hole. He stomped on it like a bug and put it in a zip lock bag. The lab coat guy attached a 12 inch black cock and put me to sleep. I woke up back in the hospital room and a lady said I was good to go.

So basically I have a huge dick now, yay.

How's everyone elses day?