Serious I nearly died...

Lmao don't be a little pussy. You obviously aren't a pyro.

A few years back me and some of my family's friends were taking the mortar shells and throwing them as they were about to explode, we also used them to try to make firework PVC Pipe Crossbows and we took about 40 Roman Candles, increased the fuse length and made it so the fueses all lit at once, rolled them in a giant circle and just started walking around the neighborhood.

I think the scariest thing for me was when I lit about 7 black cats (the smoking crater one) and dropped them in a waterbottle (goal was to throw it), but they went off sooner than I was expecting.