Haram

cute · 12-01-2017, 04:23 AM

reminds me of some islamic guy i used to troll that always told me it was bad to masturbate

old logs:

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[22/12/2014 5:04:10 pm] Baki Billa: Baki the Paki has shared contact details with Senpai.
 [22/12/2014 5:04:25 pm] Baki Billa: hey
 [22/12/2014 5:04:25 pm] Baki Billa: nice to meet you
 [22/12/2014 5:04:30 pm] Baki Billa: how are you doing ?
 [22/12/2014 5:04:38 pm] Senpai: im doing good
 [22/12/2014 5:04:55 pm] Baki Billa: where are you from?
 [22/12/2014 5:04:55 pm] Senpai: i married tonnes of virgin goats today
 [22/12/2014 5:04:59 pm] Senpai: it was glorious
 [22/12/2014 5:05:02 pm] Senpai: im from iran
 [22/12/2014 5:05:08 pm] Senpai: islam*
 [22/12/2014 5:05:13 pm] Baki Billa: very nice
 [22/12/2014 5:05:16 pm] Baki Billa: are you a boy?
 [22/12/2014 5:05:20 pm] Senpai: yes
 [22/12/2014 5:05:24 pm] Baki Billa: good
 [22/12/2014 5:05:28 pm] Baki Billa: how old are yo u?
 [22/12/2014 5:05:33 pm] Senpai: 53
 [22/12/2014 5:05:37 pm] Baki Billa: nice
 [22/12/2014 5:05:44 pm] Baki Billa: where do you got my id ?
 [22/12/2014 5:05:50 pm] Senpai: google images
 [22/12/2014 5:05:58 pm] Baki Billa: how to ?
 [22/12/2014 5:06:09 pm] Baki Billa: can you give me that link ?
 [22/12/2014 5:31:17 pm] Senpai: i dont remember the link
 [22/12/2014 5:31:32 pm] Baki Billa: ok
 [22/12/2014 5:31:42 pm] Baki Billa: are u student or worker
 [22/12/2014 5:31:42 pm] Baki Billa: ?
 [22/12/2014 5:31:50 pm] Senpai: im student
 [22/12/2014 5:32:14 pm] Baki Billa: good
 [22/12/2014 5:32:19 pm] Baki Billa: what is major?
 [22/12/2014 5:32:27 pm] Senpai: explosives
 [22/12/2014 5:33:18 pm] Baki Billa: oh nice
 [22/12/2014 5:34:36 pm] Senpai: it's very handy
 [22/12/2014 5:35:18 pm] Baki Billa: how old are you?
 [22/12/2014 5:35:28 pm] Senpai: 53
 [22/12/2014 5:39:32 pm] Baki Billa: yet student ?
 [22/12/2014 5:39:39 pm] Baki Billa: when you will start job ?
 [22/12/2014 5:40:13 pm] Senpai: when im 69
 [22/12/2014 5:40:17 pm] Senpai: im training
 [22/12/2014 5:40:20 pm] Senpai: to be an elite
 [22/12/2014 5:40:22 pm] Senpai: kebab
 [22/12/2014 5:41:48 pm] Baki Billa: good idea
 [22/12/2014 5:42:07 pm] Senpai: do you know much about these kebabs?
 [22/12/2014 5:48:15 pm] Baki Billa: no
 [22/12/2014 5:48:19 pm] Baki Billa: just hear first from u
 [22/12/2014 5:48:57 pm] Senpai: oh, then why you say its good idea?
 [22/12/2014 5:49:41 pm] Baki Billa: inspire you
 [22/12/2014 5:49:49 pm] Baki Billa: i will go for salah now
 [22/12/2014 5:50:00 pm] Baki Billa: see you after salatul zohor , insha Allah
 [22/12/2014 5:50:18 pm] Senpai: ok
 [23/12/2014 4:52:16 pm] Senpai: ayy guuurl
 [23/12/2014 4:52:28 pm] Baki Billa: menas/
 [23/12/2014 4:52:31 pm] Baki Billa: means?
 [23/12/2014 4:52:44 pm] Senpai: It means: Hey girl.
 [23/12/2014 4:52:56 pm] Baki Billa: sorry i am a boy
 [23/12/2014 4:53:09 pm] Senpai: oh
 [23/12/2014 4:53:27 pm] Baki Billa: why r u looking for girl?
 [23/12/2014 4:53:39 pm] Senpai: my harem is empty
 [23/12/2014 4:54:07 pm] Baki Billa: do you want to meet with me ?
 [23/12/2014 4:54:20 pm] Senpai: to get recruited?
 [23/12/2014 4:54:33 pm] Baki Billa: yes
 [23/12/2014 4:54:37 pm] Baki Billa: if you like that
 [23/12/2014 4:56:25 pm] Senpai: cool
 [23/12/2014 4:56:37 pm] Senpai: where is the recruitment camp?
 [23/12/2014 4:59:12 pm] Baki Billa: Dhaka
 [23/12/2014 4:59:14 pm] Baki Billa: Bangladesh
 [23/12/2014 4:59:41 pm] Senpai: and which army?
 [23/12/2014 4:59:53 pm] Baki Billa: Bangladesh army
 [23/12/2014 5:00:06 pm] Senpai: cool
 [23/12/2014 5:00:40 pm] Senpai: does the army usually recruit people over skype?
 [23/12/2014 5:00:41 pm] Baki Billa: where are you staying now?
 [23/12/2014 5:00:47 pm] Senpai: im staying in habib
 [23/12/2014 5:00:59 pm] Baki Billa: where is babib ?
 [23/12/2014 5:01:13 pm] Senpai: habib is in kebab
 [23/12/2014 5:01:25 pm] Baki Billa: where is kebab?
 [23/12/2014 5:01:35 pm] Senpai: kebab is in islam
 [23/12/2014 5:01:44 pm] Baki Billa: yes
 [23/12/2014 5:01:47 pm] Baki Billa: islam is good
 [23/12/2014 5:01:50 pm] Baki Billa: for human
 [23/12/2014 5:01:52 pm] Baki Billa: http://convertingtoislam.com/shahada.html
 [23/12/2014 5:02:08 pm] Senpai: tl;dr
 [23/12/2014 5:07:26 pm] Baki Billa: means?
 [23/12/2014 5:07:39 pm] Senpai: too long, didn't read
 [23/12/2014 5:07:55 pm] Baki Billa: ohh
 [23/12/2014 5:08:02 pm] Baki Billa: what is your job?
 [23/12/2014 5:08:09 pm] Senpai: i'm a student
 [23/12/2014 5:24:02 pm] Baki Billa: The Sovereignty
 
 "Blessed be He in Whose hand is the Sovereignty and He has power over all things. Who has created death and life, the He may test you which of you is best in conduct, and He is the All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving. Who has created the seven heavens one above another, you can see no fault in the creation of the Most Beneficent. Then look again can you see any rifts? Then look again and yet again, your sight will return to you weakend and made dim. And indeed We have adorned the nearest heaven with lamps, and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the torment of the blazing fire. And for those who disbelieve in their Lord is the torment of Hell, and worst indeed is their destination."
 [The Quran, Surah 67:1-6]
 [23/12/2014 5:25:40 pm] Senpai: cool story
 [23/12/2014 5:28:37 pm] Baki Billa: thanks
 [27/12/2014 11:03:40 am] Senpai: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B50bMlmCAAAOpRQ.jpg:large
 [27/12/2014 3:34:15 pm] Senpai: ayy lmao
 [27/12/2014 3:37:08 pm] Baki Billa: very nice
 [27/12/2014 3:37:09 pm] Baki Billa: thanks
 [27/12/2014 3:59:11 pm] Senpai: you're welcome
 [31/12/2014 2:03:10 pm] Baki Billa: are you emotional ?
 [31/12/2014 2:03:27 pm] Senpai: yes
 [31/12/2014 2:04:42 pm] Baki Billa: why?
 [31/12/2014 2:05:06 pm] Senpai: because i love you
 [31/12/2014 2:05:45 pm] Baki the Paki: prove that
 [31/12/2014 2:05:52 pm] Senpai: how
 [31/12/2014 2:06:01 pm] Baki the Paki: come to me
 [31/12/2014 2:06:41 pm] Senpai: okay
 [31/12/2014 2:10:56 pm] Baki the Paki: or you bring me to you
 [31/12/2014 2:11:19 pm] Senpai: why not both
 [31/12/2014 2:11:20 pm] Baki the Paki: you should take me to you
 [31/12/2014 2:11:25 pm] Senpai: okay
 [31/12/2014 2:11:42 pm] Baki the Paki: can i come to you ?
 [31/12/2014 2:11:57 pm] Senpai: yes
 [31/12/2014 2:12:23 pm] Baki the Paki: how to ?
 [31/12/2014 2:12:29 pm] Senpai: swim
 [31/12/2014 2:12:30 pm] Baki the Paki: can you show me they way?
 [31/12/2014 2:12:42 pm] Baki the Paki: i can swim only pond
 [31/12/2014 2:12:46 pm] Senpai: yes, you have to swim through the atlantic ocean
 [31/12/2014 2:12:47 pm] Baki the Paki: not in ocean
 [31/12/2014 2:12:55 pm] Baki the Paki: no
 [31/12/2014 2:12:59 pm] Senpai: learn to swim
 [31/12/2014 2:13:03 pm] Baki the Paki: i will died then
 [31/12/2014 2:13:07 pm] Senpai: why
 [31/12/2014 2:13:09 pm] Baki the Paki: i already know swim
 [31/12/2014 2:13:20 pm] Baki the Paki: but i can't atlantic
 [31/12/2014 2:13:32 pm] Senpai: how come?
 [31/12/2014 2:13:48 pm] Baki the Paki: in my childhood i swim many time in the my village river
 [31/12/2014 2:13:59 pm] Baki the Paki: i want to come via airopalne
 [31/12/2014 2:14:21 pm] Baki the Paki: i need first a visa for permission
 [31/12/2014 2:14:24 pm] Senpai: airplane is too expensive
 [31/12/2014 2:14:34 pm] Baki the Paki: do you can help me to got a visa
 [31/12/2014 2:14:38 pm] Baki the Paki: yes
 [31/12/2014 2:14:40 pm] Baki the Paki: ,
 [31/12/2014 2:14:41 pm] Senpai: i dont know how
 [31/12/2014 2:14:55 pm] Baki the Paki: if you give me visa then i can manage expense
 [31/12/2014 2:15:15 pm] Baki the Paki: tolk to your oldest person for know
 [31/12/2014 2:15:23 pm] Baki the Paki: bez i must want to meet with you
 [31/12/2014 2:15:34 pm] Senpai: why me
 [31/12/2014 2:15:37 pm] Baki the Paki: but in my life first one said that he love me
 [31/12/2014 2:15:43 pm] Baki the Paki: and that is you
 [31/12/2014 2:15:49 pm] Baki the Paki: :)
 [31/12/2014 2:15:51 pm] Senpai: oh
 [31/12/2014 7:59:40 pm] Baki the Paki: hye

this was before the name was stolen from me/decided the game was stupid

Haram

Submitted by Sui, 12-01-2017, 02:49 AM, Thread ID: 27653

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