At the hospital

I'm writing this from the hospital, and boy do I have quite the story to tell.

Story below (No TL;DR, it's worth the read)

I was heading to a local carnival with my friend, just us two. He was headed to the bathroom while I just chilled out and ate my fries. I overheard this young couple behind me, the guy of the couple had to be about 15, he was a typical douche, he had the backwards "Yolo" hat, the gay short shorts, the stupid faggot skater shoes, and the other typical douche bag attire. Now, I wouldn't have had much of a problem with him, but what he did made me so fucking enraged. I've never been this pissed off in my life, it was on another level. I overheard him cussing out his girlfriend who HAD to be at least one year older than him. She was really pretty, blonde hair blue eyes, no way did this cunt deserve him. I heard him say the following "I can't fucking stand you, you fucking whore, I want you to kill yourself" and more. I walked up after she ran away crying and said "Dude, what the fucks your problem?" and at this time my friend had came back. He just kinda stood there and didn't say anything. This kid, stands up acting all tough till he realized I'm 6 foot 4 and can bench a solid 500 pounds. He pushed me down, I stood right back up and socked the kid in his face, now something I forgot to say was that he was with a bunch of other friends, so when I went to hit this guy in the face, his other friends got up. Now, I might be big, but there was no wayI'd be able to take on like 4 other dudes. So, my friend who just came back from the bathroom who is nearly twice the size of me muscle wise got up and helped me with these four other fucking dudes, it was like a fucking movie. Anyways, I left with a bloody wrist and a couple scrapes and a jaw that hurts like a bitch. But I have a feeling his and their injuries are at least ten times as worse. Today was a good day, and I think I might have a girlfriend now.