Trade/buy/swap for small amount of BTC

~Hope this is in the right place now "double sigh"~

Okay, so I'm looking for a small amount of BTC (0.01). Reason?

I'm a gambler, and I love crypto currency. I would like to place bigger bets for a bigger profit @ one of the BTC casinos where I'm active at.

Faucets are a waste of time and would take way to long to reach 0.01. Buying it seems like to much of a tedious hassle to me as well to go through all the verification steps where my preferred deposit method isn't even an option.

So I'm hoping I can get some help here to skip all of the above mentioned.

What would you get from me for this massive favor? I've got some dodge coin that I could give you. 1455 Second life SSL if that is transferable. About $3 Neteller money. I think $0.66 Paypal money. Vote/rep/like on this forum or ~my secret weapon~ a formula I use to make between 5-10 satoshi per second on average on autopilot - which took me a week to figure out and in dog years that's a lifetime!

Upon request I will add proof to my formula claims.