Whats the easiest career to have?

Asphalt is by far the easiest.
My reason being:
- You get a 15-30 Minute break every hour.
- It's Usually $10 - $17 an hour.
- All you do is shovel if they miss a spot, or even it out if its uneven.
- There are 3-6 other people to do that same job.
- You can Eat, Drink, Smoke, Ect whenever you want.
- There are no drug test.
- It's Usually Under the Table
- You make enough money to put a percentage back each week
- (As stated above) You get paid weekly
- It's not dangerous (Except for if it falls in your gloves) *Still not Life-Threatening
- You only work when you want to
- Ladies Love a working man
- Easy to get on the job training (Because anyone can use a shovel)
- Always in the mornings (5am-5pm)
- Winters off
- Summers work 40-70 hours a week
- Late Fall work 20-40 hours a week
- Winter work 0-10 hours a week (Gravel not pavement) Super Easy, Don't even shovel. Your just there to even it out.
- Your Breaks are Paid for
- The ride from the Job to the Job site are Paid for -This could take anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours- AKA 2-4 bucks to 20-35 bucks just for riding.
- Sometimes they provide food and water.
- Sometimes they give you a bonus if you get done early. - Extra $25-$100 just for doing what your told.

Where else do you get these benefits?
Definitely not college jobs.

What more could you ask for? Haha.