Once upon a time..

Once upon a time, there was a good looking german girl named adolfin hitler. She was in-love with a jewish guy in her class. One day she asked him out, the jewish guy spit in her face and said you are looking like a dude and you ask me to go out with you? The girl ran home to tell her father what happened, her father then killed the girl and the jewish dude, then went to the national party and became the president of germany, within just a few years of his service he had killed over 6 million jews.