since im not a funny person here are some really bad dad jokes;
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Its a little fishy. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
omittedis daddy - thanks dad for the upgrade *heart emoji* *eggplant emoji*