Drunk Award Lounge!

See I struggle to actually get drunk now. We're talking at least a bottle of vodka or Jack Daniels to do the trick. Back when I was 18 I remember the horrible night of how I was wasted with a few friends, we'd jumped from club to club and decided why not jump to another town and go to a club, seems good right? Nope I fell into a god damn bus stop window and spent the night in jail.

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Another time I was in a really pricey city and it was like close to 10 for a vodka and coke which is insane I was wasted and said to my sister I was going home, it would have cost me 40-50 to get hone so I passed out, woke up on a bus going to England. I mean I actually bought a ticket and was on a bus to a different country, had been out cold for hours and had to bail at the next stop we made. Took me 2 days to get home.