Serious How to get girlfriend

People created apps to find a gf and you still dont have one wtf
Okay tbh finding the perfect gf is kinda hard the only way is to find a girl you like dont be stupid but be funny start to be kind give her some good gift (go on wish its cheap but the delivery is really long tho) then prepare some comdoms ? and here you go, now you have a gf and you can sex her some time to times?
Or ask a girl in a bar to come to your house and cuff her to the bed drug her and sex her every time you want ?jk dont please dont do that