I will shortly ddos your website

I am bored. You have a nice website. I think for shits and giggles, in a few mins i will hit your site offline with my botnet. Don't worry, you have some time to flame, and shit talk me <3 Please take this opportunity to do the following:

1) Talk some shit
2) Threaten me (please be creative or i will increase the offline time)
3) Call me a skid, and or inform me that i am unable to hit your website offline.
4) Accuse me of using a shitty HF booter/Jays booter (Cmon, all herd this a million times, at least add some creative insult to this)
5) Close this thread & ban my account, in which case i'll hit it off for a day or so out of bordom.

Let the shit talk begin!


Ooops did i goof the server up for a min there by hitting for 50 secs, my bad xD