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Hmm, so, well, today had a really bad day.
The girl I was in love with, she has a crush on another girl, yup, she a lesbo!!!
I went yo buy a new bike, but the waiting period was more than 6 months. And I wanted one in like 1-2 months. Couldn't buy it.!!
My Iphone all of a sudden stopped working, and the store people are blaming me, I did something, and now want to charge me a handsome amount. So now I am using a beautiful little black and white nokia mobile.