Serious Would you fart or not?

If you was single sitting next to a pretty girl you really liked or even in a really public place where the girl or members of the public would notice, that you would let out a huge stinking smelly fart! would you hold it in or let the beast out?

Things could happen, holding it in could end in a horrible stomach ache, but respect would stay!
Letting the fucker out the girl or public would look at you thinking your a huge tramp and looking at you like one.

Which option would you take, because i always let out a sneaky one hoping its not loud and no one smells the methane!

What would u do