What are some of your favorite quotes?

Hey, just wondering what some of your favorite quotations are... it doesn't matter whether they're famous or not, could be somethingfrom a book/movie, a song lyric, favorite joke, anything really.

Here are some that l like:

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?Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain

?Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. Unknown

?The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. Bruce Ferstein

?Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

?Everything in moderation, including moderation. Oscar Wilde

?People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov

?Art is never finished, only abandoned. Leonardo Da Vinci

?Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. Isaac Asimov

?Reality is just a point of view. Philip K Dick

?Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Robin Williams

?My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)

?Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say. Edward Snowden

?Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Mike Tyson

?If you think you're free, there's no escape possible. Ram Dass