Crazy Shit @ Military School

Alright so at my school yesterday I had to switch companies (like division of school i guess) for fighting. I got this new roommate named Ahmed who gets like really pissed if you make a muslim joke at him. Well yesterday at GSA (p much recess)this guy Frazier (idk his first name, here we go by lastnames). Played ISIS music and bowed down to my roommate. It was funny as shit but my roommate got hella pissed and tried to fight Frazier (who is way bigger than him). Frazier put him in a chokehold for like 25 seconds and he started having a seizure and shit. Like at first he was just like shaking but fraziers dumbass dropped him face first on the ground. Ahmed started moaning and shit and he was face first to the ground. Everyone was like holy shit but at the same time we thought he was faking. Eventually we flipped him over and a shit ton of saliva was coming out of his mouth. For whatever reason that nigga Frazier still thought he was faking and poured water on his face but he was still having that same seizure shit. Then his dumbass was like "I'll pour water in his mouth and that'll be the true test. Ahmed started choking and shit and we had to turn him over so the water would come out. We eventually got a TAC (like a principal, but only for a company) and he was taken to the ER. Someone snaked and that nigga Frazier is getting investigated by the cops n shit.

ALSO

like 2 weeks ago the President (like the TAC of the TACs) just stopped showing up to the school. Eventually the battalion commander (highest rank in school, like a school president but way more shit to do)told battalion staff (like the guys directly under BC) that the President is out of the school because he is being investigated for statuary rape with a 17 yr old (that doesn't make sense bcs age of consent in GA is 16 but whatever). This rumor went on and then the president fucking quit because that shit was true, but he isn't going to jail bcs it's legal, however it's rumored he quit bcs the rumor & his wife is divorcing him. After that people just started shitting on him bruh. Like this shit:https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=William_J._Gallagher_(colonel)&diff=prev&oldid=840290480

LMAO president got fucked :ultralul: