Would you rather?

1: Would you rather have all farts be silent but EXTREMELY deadly, or all farts be harmless but EXTREMELY loud?
extremely loud
2: Would you rather drink orange juice, expecting it to be milk, or drink milk expecting it to be orange juice?
orange juice being milk
3: Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
legs long as fingers
4: Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or sweat ketchup?
ketchup
5: Would you rather know when you will die, or how you will die?
how
6: Would you rather step on a piece of Lego barefoot everyday for a week, or get a single paper cut between your toes?
single papercut
7: Would you rather make your internet browsing history for the last 12 months accessible to anyone for a year, or give up the internet for a year?
browser history accessible
8: Would you rather understand any language or be able to play any instrument?
any language
9: Would you rather always be a little bit to hot or a little bit to cold (so you're always uncomfortable)
cold
10: Would you rather fight 100 dick sized horses or one horse size duck?
100 dick sized horses, sounds fun.
11: Would you rather take a 50% chance on winning 100 million or 99% chance of winning 1 million?
99% of 1 mil.
12: Would you rather never be able to lie, or never be able to tell the truth?
never lie