Fuck Paypal

Even though OP is banned I would like to express my frustration towards PayPal.
They suck every **** on this planet and they're the s***tiest company alive.
I scammed them out of $1000.00 USD last summer though,... that felt good.

The Short(est) Story:

It started off that I withdrew $1000.00 USD from my PayPal account to my bank account,
I then came back to PayPal and the $1000.00 was still in my account, therefore I withdrew it again.

3 Days Later... I receive $2000.00 USD in my bank account.
2 Weeks Later... PayPal then finds out and debits my account $1000.00 USD.

I then call in and find out there was a glitch happening ONLY to Canadian users and certain banks.
I continuously denied ever receiving money, they didn't believe me and asked for bank statements.

I photo-shopped all my statements for that month to exclude the extra payment of $1000.00 from all.
They bought it and credited my account back to square.

Love em for that... <3