How long do you think you'd survive in the wilderness? What 3 items would you bring?

A knife/axe/some sort of blade, a lighter and a slingshot (not a baby bitch one, like a hunting slingshot.)

I mean, it varies with the location. Dropping into a forest is one thing, dropping into the fucking arctic or desert are other things, and it could be a bit different trying to survive in either of those.