My Balls are Hurting

01-08-2018, 08:06 PM

Bubble Wrote: When I was sleeping my thighs were squishing my balls all night, so when I woke up it felt like I had testicular cancer.

Any remedies?

Tack your scrotum to a 2x4 with construction staples and then take a ball ping hammer and lightly tap your testicles. If you do not get any remedy, tap harder.