What do you do when steam is down and/or your internet is down

I google "Why is my internet down" and when that cheeky google chrome "Page cannot be found" face comes up, I silently plan a revolution against those who have wronged me. I gather weapons, I enlist manpower, I prepare battle plans. Then redtube, pornhub, and youporn all update the same time, I forget why I was upset, and praise the sun for the sweet, sweet gift of internet.