Ask Iri, He's Great With Girls (Need Advice? Ask Me Your Questions)

27-09-2018, 07:19 AM

Zenith Wrote: How do I say hi to a girl without compulsively vomiting everywhere because girls r scary if they're not cartoons :(

Step by Step Guide:

1. Get out of your comfort zone

2. You make eye contact with her and walk up to her

3. You imagine that her face is the face of the prettiest cartoon / anime character you can think of

4. You take a deep breath and hold in the vomit

5. Vomit on her cartoonface

6. Say "Hi."

7. She says "Hi."back.

8. She vomits on you

9. You guys are even now and you guys will start dating.

Problem solved