What would you do if you won $1,000,000?

A million dollars? OK that's really easy.
Half of it goes to taxes when you win a lot of money, so we're really only working with 500K.
First I would pay off my parents' mortgage, and pay off my mortgage. There goes about 150K of it.
Next I will have my kitchen remodeled and my basement finished. That's another 30K.
Then I would choose 10 friends of mine to each give $1,000 to, that's 10K.
The rest of the money would get invested with a mutual fund.