Are mushrooms disgusting ?

Mushrooms are yuck as fuck... I hate how they taste, I hate the texture, I hate those gross little bristly thingies on the underside that bugs can easily crawl into, I hate how they grow... but for some reason I do kinda like the fact that the wrong ones can literally kill you.

I like the magic variety, but not for the taste... usually I boil those ones down and make tea.

So a mushroom walks into a bar...
The bartender says "You have to leave, we don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom replies "Awe, why? I'm a fun guy."