"Same-day/one-day shipping" gets me a guaranteed delivery date of Feb 2 (a week from now) yet both the "two-day shipping" and the "standard shipping" get me a guaranteed delivery date of Jan 31... even looking at the full date ranges, the "two-day" has the same earliest arrival date as the "same/one-day" but an earlier latestdate.
No. Fucking. Sense. *shakes fist*
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.